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  • "I’ll totally let him have her. That’s right. Yes. Well, if Matsujun says “I kinda like her”, I’d be like, haa~ go on go on help yourself. Ohno Satoshi is the worst (laugh)"
    Ohno Satoshi, when asked what he’ll do if one of the members took his fiance
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  • [2005.3.24] Arashi Discovery Special Week (4/5) Jun

    Matsumoto: This week we have all Arashi members appearing on Arashi Discovery. Today’s question is about fashion! Here’s the question. I think there will be many people wearing new clothes for school and work with springtime coming. So, where do you wear the necktie which people usually wear with suits?

    Please choose from the following four:

    Ninomiya: 1 - stomach
    Aiba: 2 - neck
    Ohno: 3 - head
    Sakurai: 4 - finger

    Matsumoto: The answer is 2, neck

    Ohno: So neck. Speaking of neck, what do you think of? 
    Sakurai: Hey hey, do you make your neck look thick? It’s fashion right? 
    Ninomiya: It’s written that it’s spring fashion 
    Sakurai: It’s spring fashion right? Let’s stop talking about neck. It’s not possible right? With the neck 
    Ninomiya: It’s pretty rare 
    Matsumoto: We’re going to waste 2 minutes just talking about necks? Man, this is ridiculous!! 
    Ohno: Well, today we have Matsumoto-san leading out (laugh) 
    Matsumoto: Yes 
    Ohno: Speaking of Matsumoto-san… This is just my image okay? It’s fashion. Well it’s springtime already this year. 
    Matsumoto: Um… this year, we’re also wearing fashionable flower prints in a good timing aren’t we? 
    Ohno: Ohh 
    Matsumoto: And, we have “Sakura Sake”, we also wore costumes with cherry blossoms on them 
    Ohno: Ohh! So, will you wear things like T-shirts with cherry blossoms and show us? 
    Matsumoto: Ah, I don’t know about that (laugh) 
    Ohno: I’m looking forward to it (←in a cute voice) 
    Aiba: Fufufufu. What kind of expression is that? (laugh) 
    Matsumoto: You’re not looking forward to it, are you? 
    Ohno: Ehhh!? 
    Matsumoto: You’re not exactly looking forward to it. It’s fine no matter what I wear, isn’t it? (←somehow sounding disappointed) 
    Ohno: But… usually… you always wear those kind of clothes… 
    Matsumoto: Yes, some time before this, I was wearing my usual clothes, my very typical daily wear. And you said “what happened? Matsujun. You look like you’re wearing pyjamas” (laugh) 
    Ohno: Cause it really looked like pyjamas. I thought it’s quite rare to see you in it

    Sakurai: Ohno-kun, but you’re wearing pretty cute clothes recently, wearing cute reversible down jackets and such 
    Ninomiya: Yes, he’s dressed in camouflage. You’d go into hiding right? If we don’t realize… 
    Ohno: I’ll go into hiding… 
    Sakurai: You’ll go into hiding? 
    Ohno: I’ll become invisible? 
    Ninomiya: You’ll become invisible, really (laugh) 
    Ohno: Then I won’t wear that, I’ll turn it around and wear the brown side outwards 
    Ninomiya: That jacket is cute 
    Ohno: I bought that in bundles actually 
    Sakurai: I can’t believe it 
    Aiba: Eh, leader you bought those yourself? 
    Ohno: I bought those myself!! 
    Ninomiya: It’s the first time right? Buying clothes for yourself 
    Aiba: Eh, where? Where’d you buy them? 
    Ohno: Kichijoji! (←proud) 
    Sakurai: Hahahaha, isn’t that the name of the place (laugh) 
    Ohno: I didn’t even take 1 minute!! (←ultra proud) 
    Ninomiya: As expected, so generous (←always thinking about money) 
    Ohno: You know? The shopkeeper will always tell you, “would you like to try this?”… I don’t really like people telling me that. And I don’t want to wear them either cause it’s really troublesome, so I just said “I’ll take these”… 
    Sakurai: You bought them without even trying them on? 
    Aiba: What if the size doesn’t fit? 
    Ohno: Nah, I know my size exactly when I look at it (laugh) It’s like that 
    Sakurai: That’s amazing 
    Aiba: You just know yourself huh. You’re confident. 
    Ohno: It’s the best (laugh) 
    Sakurai: It’s the best huh!! (←totally supportive) 
    Ohno: …Not! (←coming back at himself) 
    Aiba: I don’t understand at all! 
    Ninomiya: Fufufufu 
    Ohno: That’s all from Arashi

    (Source: fusionlovers.jugem.cc)

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  • [2005.3.23] Arashi Discovery Special Week (3/5) Ohno

    Ohno: This week we have all Arashi members appearing on Arashi Discovery. Today’s question is about new song release. Today, Arashi’s new song will be released. So now, what’s the title of this support song during springtime?

    Please choose from the following four:

    Sakurai: 1 - Sakura Sake
    Ninomiya: 2 - ke… ke, ke, kendama
    Aiba: 3 - ma, ma… marimo
    Matsumoto: 4 - mo? Monkikki

    Ohno: What the… you guys think this is shiritori game!?

    Ohno: The answer is 1, “Sakura Sake”.

    Ohno: Right… so it’s “Sakura Sake”, this time. Right? March 23rd, it’s today. 
    Ninomiya: Oh, really!! 
    Ohno: It’ll be released soon…how is it? Everyone 
    Sakurai: It’s great!      
    Ohno: Right, it’s already number 1 since it started selling. Amazing right? It’s running up front, instant dash (laugh) 
    Ninomiya: Number 1, we don’t know that yet, do we? 
    Sakurai: Indeed we don’t, but… it fits the timing right now. And speaking of spring… it’s cherry blossoms (sakura), isn’t it? 
    Ohno: It’s absolutely perfect for the season 
    Aiba: Yes indeed, for Japan especially, it’s definitely things like cherry blossoms 
    Ninomiya: Though we have 4 seasons… we don’t really get to feel and live through each of them 
    Ohno: This song is easy to sing at the karaoke too right? 
    Sakurai: I think you can have a lot of fun singing this at the karaoke, this song 
    Aiba: I think so too 
    Matsumoto: Do you have any tips how to sing the rap part? 
    Sakurai: Tips on singing the rap… um, since the tempo is fast just drag it through (laugh) 
    Ninomiya: You mean don’t sing it? 
    Sakurai: It’s more fun not to sing it, cause it’s quite tough! 
    Ohno: Ah but, I like the chorus 
    Sakurai: You know, the second half, the chorus kinda goes dandandandan! That will definitely get people hyped up at the karaoke  
    Ohno: Maybe, I’m imagining, an all-guys’ gathering… 
    Sakurai: Yes!! (←suddenly clapped hands) 
    Ohno: Naked on the top 
    Matsumoto: Hey!! (laugh)      
    Ohno: Standing on the chairs…     
    Sakurai: Ohh! That’s it! 
    Ohno: And form a scrum! 
    Sakurai: No no no scrum-forming (laugh) Why would they? 
    Ohno: That’s wrong, ah, wrap their arms around each others’ shoulders (laugh)

    Ninomiya: Okay wrap their arms around each others’ shoulders  
    Ohno: And then, I have the image that they’ll be jumping like that 
    Sakurai: I get you, I get you. Huh? Seems like I’m the only one. Huh? No one else? 
    Aiba: I understand I understand (laugh) 
    Ohno: They’d be all hyped up 
    Matsumoto: No doubt, that’s actually us 
    Sakurai: It’s more likely that we are the ones to get so hyped up huh? At the karaoke… 
    Ninomiya: I thought so that it’s actually we ourselves doing that 
    Sakurai: When the 5 of us went to the karaoke together we did exactly that didn’t we (laugh) 
    Ohno: And all the songs we sang were Arashi songs 
    Sakurai: We like ourselves too much (laugh) 
    Aiba: The karaoke staff was really taken aback 
    Sakurai: He was (laugh) Songs like “Hitomi no naka no Galaxy”… it’s amazing to see people getting so hyped up while singing 
    Ninomiya: Cause we’re the only ones who’d ever act like that (laugh) 
    Ohno: Man, we sweated a lot, all of us. Well, we’re releasing this time too, March 23rd which is today. Arashi’s new song “Sakura Sake” is released. Everyone please buy it. That’s all…    
    All: from Arashi!

    (Source: fusionlovers.jugem.cc)

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  • "It was the first time we filmed a PV by acting. The set and props were properly prepared too. During that time there was a vaulting box. The director told us to run quickly from both sides towards the vaulting box and hop on it. But when Aiba-chan and I did it for real, I remember that we ended up facing each other so close we nearly kissed."
    Ohno Satoshi
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  • "First I shampoo my hair, then, I rinse it. Then from my left arm. And I wash around my neck, and then, I wash my right arm, then I follow the flow and wash my chest,  wash my stomach. Then, … I wash my ○※◇♯, and then, I wash my legs, wash my right foot, wash my left foot, at last I wash my back, something like that. "
    Ohno Satoshi
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  • nekokirin3104:

    ChocopornYama~ XD ♥

    Wonder if they argue about which brand tastes better, and J too, don’t forget J

    (via xdestroying)

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  • [2005.3.22] Arashi Discovery Special Week (2/5) Sho

    Sakurai: This week we have all Arashi members appearing on Arashi Discovery. Today’s question is about graduation. What is the certificate graduates get from their school?  

    Please choose from the following four:

    Ninomiya: 1 - driving licence 
    Aiba: 2 - graduation certificate
    Matsumoto: 3 - wise words of advise
    Ohno: 4 - second button

    Sakurai: The answer is 2, graduation certificate (←imitating Ohno)

    Ohno: To commemorate with Arashi releasing a new single this week (Sakura Sake), we’d like to convey it by having all members appearing together! …So Sakurai-san… 
    Sakurai: Yes? (←imitating Ohno) 
    Ohno: Fufufu (laugh) Because you always listen to my radio show… 
    Sakurai: Yes? (←imitating Ohno) 
    Ohno: I am very happy… you get lots of me early in the morning… 
    Sakurai: Here’s today’s question! I like you very much (laugh)!! (←imitating Ohno)

    Ohno: Um, do you have any memories regarding graduation?   
    Sakurai: For me, I went to all elementary school, middle school, high school and university graduation ceremonies. 
    Ohno: Oh, amazing! 
    Sakurai: Yes, thank you. 
    Ohno: That’s amazing. What do you remember the most? 
    Sakurai: Last year’s graduation. A lot of people from the press came… 
    Ohno: Ah, that’s nice~ 
    Sakurai: Ah, there’s such a graduation ceremony too… I felt quite surreal like that 
    Ohno: So you got a lot of photos taken? 
    Sakurai: Yeah it was like soldier march, they just keep coming 
    Ohno: That’s nice… I didn’t attend high school~ The last graduation ceremony I had was during middle school 
    Sakurai: So did anything happen during the middle school graduation ceremony? Anything at all? 
    Ohno: It was totally normal (laugh) 
    Sakurai: Did you have girls asking for your second button? 
    (During graduation, girls ask for a button on the uniform of the guy they like for keep’s sake. The best choice is the second button because it is closest to the heart. If the guy is very popular, he may have given all his buttons away) 
    Ohno: Nah… all my buttons were very well intact. I buttoned up till the very first one on top. 
    Sakurai: Oh, how neat (laugh)

    Ohno: And then, two of my friends, they came to my house to eat cream stew 
    Ninomiya: Fufufu, cream stew… you really like it don’t you!? 
    Sakurai: When do you eat cream stew? 
    Ohno: In times of celebration 
    Matsumoto: So, basically the way of celebration for the Ohno family is cream stew? 
    Ohno: Yes yes. You see, when we’re doing tour concerts I don’t get to go home at all 
    Sakurai: Yes I get it 
    Ohno: So whenever I go home, cream stew will be waiting for me 
    Sakurai: So, if we talk about mom’s dishes, it’s cream stew for you? 
    Ohno: It’s none other than cream stew 
    Matsumoto: I want to go to Leader’s house to eat cream stew… 
    Ohno: It’s delicious I tell you 
    Ninomiya: Com’on let’s go to Leader’s house 
    Aiba: Will we stay over? Let’s stay over! 
    Matsumoto: Let’s go let’s go let’s all go 
    Ohno: Hey… forget it… don’t come… 
    Sakurai: Ahahahaha (←laughing alone)

    Ohno: Well, it’s graduation (theme) this time, to those who will be graduating soon, I hope you have wonderful memories of it. If you eat things like cream stew, and get to have good memories, that’ll be wonderful wouldn’t it? 
    Sakurai: That’ll be great 
    Ohno: Okay, we’re do~ne for today. 
    Sakurai: We’re do~ne (←imitating Ohno) 
    Ninomiya: That’s quick… 
    Ohno: That’s all… 
    All: from Arashi!!  

    (Source: fusionlovers.jugem.cc)

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  • matsujunkie:

    I don’t know if they asked permission from other artists, but I doubt it, since this group didn’t ask me for my permission.

    They are selling shirts with fanarts that do not belong to them, my art included. The art they used from me are all old and most likey taken from my inactive deviantart, but they are still mine, and they shouldn’t be making money off of it.


    I’ve warned them and reported the page.

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  • [2005.3.21] Arashi Discovery Special Week (1/5) Nino

    This week we have all Arashi members appearing on Arashi Discovery.
    Today’s question is about professional baseball. This season’s baseball game is about to start soon. So, what’s the Japanese professional baseball team which is made up for both Seri-gu (Central League) and Pari-gu (Pacific League)?

    Please choose from the following four:

    Jun: 1 - 12 Kyuudan
    Ohno: 2 -13 Kyuudan
    Sakurai: 3 - 100 Kyuudan
    Aiba: 4 - Dandadan

    Ninomiya: The answer is Number 1, 12 Kyuudan!

    Ohno: Pari-gu starts on March 26th, Seri-gu starts on April 1st! 
    Ninomiya: Right~ 
    Ohno: Ninomiya-kun 
    Ninomiya: Yes 
    Ohno: Professional baseball games starting real soon huh 
    Ninomiya: Yeap, it’s starting 
    Ohno: What’s there to see? 
    Ninomiya: There’s nothing to see 
    Ohno: Hey! 
    Ninomiya: Your question, it’s too abstract! I don’t know how to answer you!

    (The rest of the members are laughing at the back. Matsumoto’s laugh was especially high)

    Ohno:Hey don’t get angry early in the morning~ I’m also doing my best, you know? 
    Ninomiya: Leader, what team do you like? 
    Ohno: I like Pari-gu 
    Ninomiya: No no no. What team do you like? From Pari-gu 
    Ohno: Um, Giants 
    Ninomiya: So you like Giants from Pari-gu? 
    Ohno: Yes…

    (All members burst out laughing. Giants is from Seri-gu.)

    Ninomiya: I see. They’re really popular after all. 
    Ohno:  I really don’t know much about baseball (laugh) 
    Ninomiya: So who would you actually support during Pari-gu? 
    Ohno: Actually I don’t know the difference between Pari-gu and Seri-gu 
    Ninomiya: Fufufufu 
    Ohno: Honestly, I thought the Pa in Pari-gu is for Parsley    
    Ninomiya: Ah, it’s exactly that 
    Ohno: So it’s Parsley League 
    Ninomiya: Yes you’re right. That and Celery League. 
    Ohno: I get tricked early in the morning again~ 
    Ninomiya: Fufu. This person uses “early in the morning” so much that it gets pretty scary

    (All members burst out laughing)

    Ohno: But you know… Baseball…? 
    Ninomiya: Yes 
    Ohno: I don’t join the Johnny’s Baseball Game 
    Ninomiya: Just play, baseball. You can do it 
    Ohno: I went to the batting centre with Nino once right? 
    Ninomiya: Fufufu     
    Sakurai: Really? 
    Ninomiya: He became so frustrated he just went home 
    Ohno: Yeah, cause I couldn’t even hit once 
    Ninomiya: Yes (laugh) 
    Ohno: I couldn’t even hit that once 
    Ninomiya: So I said, you can do it if you practice 
    Ohno: Can I really do it… 
    Ninomiya: You can do it. Because you play badminton 
    Ohno: But I don’t play badminton recently. I can’t do it. I’m an uncle now. 
    Ninomiya: You’re not an uncle 
    Ohno: Ah, really? 
    Ninomiya: Yes. But you’re just a baldie 
    Ohno: I’m not bald yet 
    Ninomiya: Uhahahahaha! 
    Ohno: You, what nonsense are you saying early in the morning 
    Ninomiya: You really emphasize this huh? “Morning” all the way… 
    Ohno: Cause it’s not night time, no?

    (All members burst out laughing and started talking all at once)

    Aiba: I’m telling you it’s night time!! 
    Ohno: It can’t be night time right? It’s morning 
    Ninomiya: Eh? What? What what… 
    Ohno: But, everyone, baseball, everyone who likes baseball 
    Ninomiya: Yes 
    Ohno: March 26th, eh, Pari-gu will be starting 
    Ninomiya: Yes 
    Ohno: Everyone get into the mood, let’s do it 
    Sakurai: Just, let’s get into the mood (laugh)     
    Matsumoto: What about the people from Seri-gu? 
    Ohno: Seri-gu… it’s a bit later, on April 1st  
    Ninomiya: Those who like Seri-gu, what should they do? 
    Ohno: Eh… they should get in the mood more

    (Members burst out laughing at the back)

    Ohno: I will also memorize some baseball rules 
    Ninomiya: Fufu… You’re slow! You’re starting from rules, the basic! 
    Ohno: So it’s not acceptable not to know about baseball… I will try to memorize many things 
    Ninomiya: So you should study up right? 
    Ohno: I will work hard! That’s all from Ohno, Ninomiya, and Arashi!

    (Source: fusionlovers.jugem.cc)

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  • yixingsosweet:

    The wind was stronger than Leader’s hairspray

    For once

    (via azul3104)

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